“Greece Meets Switzerland” in Albania’s Affordable Riviera
Our story begins with some yelling. The irritated man was shouting something like: "Hey! People—have you lost your minds? Don’t crowd the door! We’re all going to the same place. Sit down. Now! Or I’m not opening the door."

My translation here is based on his tone, impressive volume, and the way 20 or 30 passengers sheepishly slunk back to their seats in defeat.